Professor Thalamus

"Oh yes, eet was donated by a hapless - I mean selfless former student. Meester Steefman and I were very fortunate to be able to 'split zee pot', as they say, ah-hee-hee-hee!"

Professor Thalamus is the science teacher at Sunnydale Heights High School. After being impressed by Zack Jackson's ability to escape Principal Helman during his first day of class, Professor Thalamus attempts to extract a scoop of Zack's brain. He is later summoned by Chief Pushup after Zack apparently dies. Unfortunately for Professor Thalamus, the paramedics arrive before he does.